A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep. W H Auden
American-English poet - Died 1973
Many things - such as loving, going to sleep, or behaving unaffectedly - are done worst when we try hardest to do them. C S Lewis
British writer - Died 1963
Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around pant-less when your baby walks around pant-less. Tina Fey
American actress and comedian
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? Ernest Hemingway
American journalist and writer - Died 1961
I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep. Jim Loy
Former US Secretary of Homeland Security
Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you. Ray Romano
American comedian
There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it. Mindy Kaling
American comedian
Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor. John Ciardi
American poet - Died 1986
I'm going to bed really means "I'm going to lie in my bed and go on my phone". Unknown Author
The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. Wilson Mizener
American playwright and entrepreneur - Died 1933
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. George Foreman
Former American boxer and media personality
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. Henny Youngman
English-American comedian - Died 1998
The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep. Woody Allen
American director, actor, and comedian
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. George Carlin
American comedian - Died 2008