The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
A woman can always tell if a man loves her by how much time he's willing to invest. Money spent is meaningless, but time spent is priceless.
Tony A Gaskins Jr
Nothing else ties us to a woman like expensive gifts that we give her.
It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.
Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this: men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget.
Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
A healthy relationship is one in which each person is free to be honest with the other, in loving ways. In a healthy relationship, each person's needs are respected.
To get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with.
A good relationship cannot be beaten. Find the right partner in life. Be loyal, and work together as a team. Resist the temptation to let that relationship fall into the trap of resentment, jealousy, envy, and bitterness. Be kind to one another.
To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
To keep your marriage brimming with love in the loving cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.
God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
Henry Louis Mencken
In the sex war, thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male vindictiveness of the female.
Stay up to date! Get all the latest & greatest posts delivered straight to your inbox