The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Personally, I have nothing against work, particularly when performed, quietly and unobtrusively, by some one else.
If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play, and Z is keeping your mouth shut.
When a man tells you he got rich through hard work, ask him whose?
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
A consultant is a man who knows 157 ways to make love but doesn't know any women.
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Payday, lunchtime, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Jerome K Jerome
Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.
C Northcote Parkinson
If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ''meetings."
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.