The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.
Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning", I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
A day without a nap is like a cupcake without frosting.
No civilized person goes to bed the same day he gets up.
Richard Harding Davis
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
William Charles Dement
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.
We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learned to swim before I could walk.
My mother told me to follow my dreams, so I took a nap.
A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.
W H Auden
Late last night I slew my wife, Stretched her on the parquet flooring; I was loathe to take her life, but I had to stop her snoring!
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
They call it the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.
Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.
Charles M Schulz
Many things - such as loving, going to sleep, or behaving unaffectedly - are done worst when we try hardest to do them.
C S Lewis
Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around pant-less when your baby walks around pant-less.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.
I'm going to bed really means "I'm going to lie in my bed and go on my phone".
There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
Leo J Burke