The ice caps are melting, Leonard. In the future, swimming won’t be optional.
Everybody wishes they could go to heaven, but no one wants to die.
When something goes wrong in your life just yell "PLOT TWIST", and move on.
Where does the family start? It starts with a young man falling in love with a girl - no superior alternative has yet been found.
Sir Winston Churchill
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.
If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.
Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.
You can't choose your family, but you can ignore their phone calls.
Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is in evitably disappointed.
Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage.
A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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