Never tell your friends, "I told you so" - even when you did.
Wendy Jean Smith
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.
I bet dying vultures have lots of awkward moments with their friends.
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.
W H Auden
A blow from your friend is better than a kiss from your enemy.
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
A good friend will help you move, but a true friend will help you move a body.
Steven J Daniels
The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
You friends will believe in your potential; your enemies will make you live up to it.
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
Otto von Bismarck
I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it.
Zora Neale Hurston
One has a right to judge a man by the effect he has over his friends.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you, saying, "Damn, that was fun."
Few friendships would survive if each one knew what his friend says of him behind his back.
A friend in power is a friend lost.
A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
Arnold H Glasow