• The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.
    Woody Allen

      American director, actor, and comedian

  • Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it's pretty damn good.
    Woody Allen

      American director, actor, and comedian

  • The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
    Woody Allen

      American director, actor, and comedian

  • Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
    Woody Allen

      American director, actor, and comedian

  • I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
    Woody Allen

      American director, actor, and comedian

  • I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
    Woody Allen

      American director, actor, and comedian

  • I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
    Woody Allen

      American director, actor, and comedian

  • Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
    Woody Allen

      American director, actor, and comedian

  • Eighty percent of success is showing up.
    Woody Allen

      American director, actor, and comedian