• Many things - such as loving, going to sleep, or behaving unaffectedly - are done worst when we try hardest to do them.
    C S Lewis

      British writer - Died 1963

  • A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.
    W H Auden

      American-English poet - Died 1973

  • Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around pant-less when your baby walks around pant-less.
    Tina Fey

      American actress and comedian

  • Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
    George Carlin

      American comedian - Died 2008

  • Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
    Dave Barry

      American author

  • The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.
    Wilson Mizener

      American playwright and entrepreneur - Died 1933

  • No civilized person goes to bed the same day he gets up.
    Richard Harding Davis

      American journalist - Died 1916

  • The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.
    Woody Allen

      American director, actor, and comedian

  • There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.
    Mindy Kaling

      American comedian

  • Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.
    James Thurber

      American cartoonist - Died 1961

  • I'm going to bed really means "I'm going to lie in my bed and go on my phone".
    Unknown Author


  • A day without a nap is like a cupcake without frosting.
    Terri Guillemets

      American quotation anthologist

  • Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.
    John Ciardi

      American poet - Died 1986

  • Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
    William Charles Dement

      American author

  • If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
    Henny Youngman

      English-American comedian - Died 1998