We’re inundated with motivational quotes, but often real motivation lies in humor.
Funny quotes don’t always have to be about jokes. They’re often a commentary on the ridiculousness of real-life.
We have found the best funny quotes are those who mock humanity and the stupidity or insecurity we human beings live with daily.
Here are some of our best funny quotes from the archives.
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.Steven Wright – American stand-up comedian
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was smarter.John Gotti
Change is not a four letter word, but often your reaction to it is.Jeffery Gitomer – American author
Age is not important unless you’re cheese.Billie Burke – American actress (Died May 14, 1970)
There are no traffic jams along the ‘extra mile.’Roger Staubach – Former American former football quarterback
Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.Unknown
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.Sir Winston Churchill – British politician, army officer, and writer
If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?Jerry Seinfeld – American stand-up comedian and actor
They say love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?Unknown
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.Warren Buffett – American businessman