Top Ten Anchorman Quotes

“It is anchorman, not anchorlady. And that is a scientific fact.”

Champ Kind

“I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.”

Brick Tamland

“[I’ll] take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.”

Champ Kind

“It’s so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice.”

Ron Burgundy

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing.”

Ron Burgundy

“Don’t act like you’re not impressed.”

Ron Burgundy

“They’ve done studies you know. 60% of the time it works every time.”

Brian Fantana

“I’m in a glass case of emotion!”

Ron Burgundy

“You know I don’t speak Spanish.”

Ron Burgundy

“I love lamp.”

Brick Tamland