• On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
    Bruce Willis

      American Actor

  • Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed
    Albert Einstein

      German-born theoretical physicist - Died 1955

  • Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
    George Carlin

      American comedian

  • In the sex war, thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male vindictiveness of the female.
    Cyril Connolly

      English writer - Died 1974

  • A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
    Ella Harris


  • Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
    Henry Louis Mencken

      American writer - Died 1956

  • Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
    Virginia Woolf

      English writer - Died 1941

  • God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage.
    Mark Twain

      American Author - Died 1910

  • To keep your marriage brimming with love in the loving cup; whenever you're wrong, admit it, whenever you're right, shut up.
    Ogden Nash

      American poet - Died 1971