• Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this: men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget.
    Robert Jordan

      American author - Died 2007

  • See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
    Robin Williams

      American actor and comedian - Died 2014

  • Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.
    James Shubert

      US Veteran and businessman

  • It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.
    Jarod Kintz

      American Author

  • Forget about sex. Just play first. Dance, sing, read to each other, breathe together - communicate. Don't count on sex to be the door to intimacy. It's the other way around: first develop intimacy skills. Then make love to enjou them.
    Margot Anand

      French Author

  • On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
    Bruce Willis

      American Actor

  • Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed
    Albert Einstein

      German-born theoretical physicist - Died 1955

  • Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
    George Carlin

      American comedian

  • In the sex war, thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male vindictiveness of the female.
    Cyril Connolly

      English writer - Died 1974

  • A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
    Ella Harris


  • Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
    Henry Louis Mencken

      American writer - Died 1956

  • Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
    Virginia Woolf

      English writer - Died 1941

  • God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage.
    Mark Twain

      American Author - Died 1910

  • To keep your marriage brimming with love in the loving cup; whenever you're wrong, admit it, whenever you're right, shut up.
    Ogden Nash

      American poet - Died 1971

  • A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
    Mignon McLaughlin

      American journalist - Died 1983