In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer.
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist. That is all.
The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life. And the body is born young and grows old. That is life's tragedy.
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
We can have in life but one great experience at best, and the secret of life is to reproduce that experience as often as possible!
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
No man is rich enough to buy back his past.
When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.
Live life with no excuses, travel with no regret.
When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what world calls a romance.
Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary.
I see when men love women they give but a little of their lives, but women, when they love, give everything.
You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.
Hatred is blind, as well as love.
The heart was made to be broken.
The very essence of romance is uncertainty.
When a love comes to an end, weaklings cry, efficient ones instantly find another love, and the wise already have one in reserve.
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.