Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it.
Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it.
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.