Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you, saying, "Damn, that was fun."