Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. Groucho Marx
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. Groucho Marx
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies. Groucho Marx
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you, saying, "Damn, that was fun." Groucho Marx