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I don’t care how old I am…

I don’t care how old I am…

Jon May 12, 2011 1

Funny quote – I don’t care how old I am, if I see a bubble, I will hunt it down and kill it

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All I really need is love…

All I really need is love…

Jon May 11, 2011 1

Funny love quote – All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt

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No job is finished till the paperwork is done

No job is finished till the paperwork is done

Jon May 10, 2011 0

No job is finished till the paperwork is done

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You have to stay in shape… – Ellen Degeneres

You have to stay in shape… – Ellen Degeneres

Jon May 9, 2011 0

Here is probably a lesser publicized quote from Ellen Degeneres. It’s a long one, but definitely a goodie

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